Free Health Care Advice From Rappers, Since You’re Probably Losing Your Insurance

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Greetings. If you’re reading this, you may have a pre-existing condition. Welcome to club! There are nearly 24 million of us and we may lose our health care. Unlucky for us, Paul Ryan has wet dreams about exploiting the vulnerable. Lucky for us, a handful of rappers have dedicated lyrics to exploring (limited) alternatives to health insurance.

(DISCLAIMER: While we have no data to support success rate. Assume that since our laws are relics of the middle ages, I expect our mortality rates will be too.)

Source Complex

“I’m so far ahead of my time; I’m bout to start another life/ Look behind you, I’m bout to pass you twice.”- Jay Z

“Youngins ice grillin’ me, oh you not feeling me/Fine, it cost you nothing/Pay me no mind”

“I’d rather die enormous than live dormant”

“They giveth and they taketh life is cruel that way/But even a broken clock is right at least two times a day”

“A wise man told me don’t argue with fools, cause people from a distance can’t tell who is who.”

“Swear to everything, when I leave this Earth, it’s gon’ be on both feet, never knees in the dirt”

“No one said it would be easy, n**** livin’ is work”

“I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of not trying”

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