Justin Bieber Wants You to Know He Didn’t Piss His Pants
Despite what a widely circulated image might have you believing on this less-than-fine Friday morning, Justin Bieber did not piss his pants. For those unfamiliar with the expression, the act of pissing one’s pants involves the unintentional urination upon an article of clothing traditionally worn in a urine-free manner. Anyway, here’s the photo that started it all:
According to Bieber, there’s a simple explanation for this would-be pants pissing: flower water on the dick area. A common problem, no doubt.
Bieber then joined Twitter’s pissing contest himself, sharing an Adam Sandler meme in which the process of pissing one’s pants is repurposed as an act of coolness:
These are very good tweets. In celebration, Twitter responded in kind:
But who gave Bieber these flowers? As anyone who reads news that matters already knows, Bieber has been popping up in headlines alongside The Weeknd and Selena Gomez recently for a variety of piss-and-flower-free reasons. Gomez appeared to be referencing her relationship (RIP) with Bieber on her Kygo collab “It Ain’t Me.” The Weeknd, meanwhile, appeared to do the same with his Nav collab “Some Way.”
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As for Bieber, the trolling has been strong since news of Gomez’s and The Weeknd’s apparent coupling was first uncovered. Bieber, for example, named “Starboy” his favorite song earlier this month before immediately bursting into gregarious laughter. At any rate, HE DID NOT PISSETH HIS PANTS.
